you just took the proverbial cake buddy. Forget the article, all we need is the byline.
There's a word for it: Photonegativity - not just a lie (ie, your headline) photonegativity is an expression of the polar opposite of the truth (your byline).
The best example i've ever seen was in Mein Kampf by Hitler. He rails on and on about the social democrats, and everything he says about them is true for the Nazi's, and everythiong he says about the Nazi's is true for the social democrats.
Photonegativity. You're about as credible as Adolf Hitler and just as crazy.
Congratulations Adeline Dimond. You a member of the flat earth society by chance?
Or am i wrong??? Wanna tell me i'm wrong? i'm all ears, knock yourself out.